This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
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it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
there are actually tears running down my face
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“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy
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Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!
He’s tripping on acid
